Update of Bodily Injuries

So, remember how I slammed my head into the shower caddy last week?

Well, I started out this week with another head injury...this one drew blood and left a cut on my forehead. Nothing super-serious; just painful and embarrassing.

Then, a couple of nights ago I realized my left forearm hurt and when I rotated it at a somewhat awkward angle realized I have a HUGE bruise along the bone. It hurts like the dickens, but I have no earthly idea how I got it.

To top it all off, I just ran over my poor bare toe with a shopping cart.

I told you I'm super graceful...especially right before a vacation.